You all. I just can’t even.
I’ve been watching kiddos for a long time now and the things that come out are just too great. It’s probably one of those situationally funny things, but for the sake of sharing, I must tell you the recent funnies.
Me: Do you still like that Shakira song best?
Kid (3yrs): Yes.
Me: How are you feeling about our girl Taylor Swift?
Yes: (Deadpan) She’s amazing.
Picks up a waffle fry but like a butt fry.
Kid: Here. You eat it Miss Meaghan.
Me: Shake your booty, shake your booty (while dancing the fry around)
Kid: Miss Meaghan..just eat the butt.
Takes her stuffed animal and places the arm over the nose area
Me: What’s your bunny smelling?
Kid: The food I’m not going to eat.
-Bahahahhaha, well played
Me: Look! It’s just like Miss Meaghan!
I point to a panda bear because you know, white skin, black hair, dark circles around my eyes from tiredness.
Looks at the panda.
Me: What do you mean nope?
Kid: You don’t have hairy ears. You aren’t a panda.
-I love that she really was evaluating if I WAS in fact a panda bear.
Me: Tell me your stuffed animals names.
Kid: This one is Monty. This one is “I Love Lucy”. This one is ….”Maury”.
Me: Do you know the paternity of all three stuffed animals?
Kid: Blank expression.
-I just couldn’t not with Maury as a name.
I am continually blown away by how serious and yet sweetly funny the things kids say are. I wish I could take photos of all the scenarios in which these conversations occur.
What makes you chuckle?